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Jokes aside.

A few words on journalism.

Humor may be the entry point. It is not a pass to mislead people, blur public facts, or turn somebody else's harm into content.

01 · Satire

Make the joke obvious.

Satire should be visibly signaled. A reader should not have to guess whether a claim is a joke, a take, or information they need to act on.

02 · Context

Do not confuse a take with the whole story.

We have a point of view. So does everyone else. Facts, sources, missing context, and uncertainty deserve more than one confident sentence.

03 · Judgment

Know when not to joke.

Some stories require plain language, calm treatment, and actual care. Comedy is a tool. It is not the assignment.

The basic deal

We will make the angle obvious. You should still make up your own mind.

AI, plainly

Built with AI. Written with AI.

JPT News is an AI media publication. AI is part of the product, story development, written work, and production process. That is a disclosure, not an excuse: the publication still needs to label satire, separate a take from a claim, and publish corrections plainly.

AI can produce a fast sentence. It cannot make a publication accountable by itself. Responsibility for what appears here stays with JPT News.

The work behind the joke

The rules are not complicated. Following them sometimes is.

Label the joke.

Comedy should never hide consequential public information or impersonate straight reporting.

Keep facts and takes apart.

We can be loud about an opinion. We should be equally clear about what is known, what is claimed, and what is still unclear.

Punch up.

Power, hypocrisy, systems, and public absurdity are fair game. Cruelty is not a point of view.

Correct the record.

If we get something wrong, we should correct it plainly. Being funny is not a waiver from being accountable.

Leave room for doubt.

We do not become the final authority. Read beyond us, compare sources, and keep your own judgment.

Jokes aside.

The punchline gets one line. The facts get the rest.